I called the bureau and a bureaucrat answered – Day 1 at Pictured Rocks

My daughter Jocelyn is temporarily home from college so we squeezed in a hiking trip at Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore. It’s located in the upper peninsula of “The Great Lakes State.”

Day One

Halfway into our seven-hour drive from northern Illinois (Rockford) to the central upper peninsula (Munising, Michigan), I realized I forgot to print my park pass. That’s the one-page “proof of purchase” you buy online, print at home and place on your dashboard whenever you park in a Painted Rocks parking lot. If you don’t display your ticket in the national park, you could get fined or, I dunno, towed or fed to the mosquitoes. 

Knowing we wanted to legally hike, I texted our motel to see if I could print the pass in their office but she said they didn’t have a printer. She suggested the local visitor’s bureau located a block from the motel.

I called the bureau and a bureaucrat answered. I told her I was looking for a business center to print my park pass.

“You kinda can’t print anywhere in town except here,” she said, “so it’ll cost $5.00.”

“I don’t mind paying,” I told her, “but it’s only one page.”

“Yeah,” she said. “You kinda can’t print anywhere else in town.” She said something about throwing in a map, which we didn’t need or want.

I generally don’t believe in time-travel, but when the bureaucrat told me I was going to have to pay up, I was instantly transported to Cornell College in the year 1991. I could suddenly my college roommate’s 20-year-old voice angry-whispering the following three words into my ear:

bamboozling bureaucratic bullshit!

I don’t know if she still does, but back in the day, Patty had a knack for alliteration. If she felt someone was trying to rip her off — like a tuition hike or an ATM fee — she’d mutter the triple-b with a disgusted look on her otherwise innocent face. Now, 33 years later and with more than 2000 miles separating us, I heard her glorious poetry ringing in my ears. 

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I know five dollars isn’t a lot of money but charging that much for a lousy piece of paper is a crappy way to welcome a visitor. I wondered how many other junk fees awaited us in Munising, Michigan.

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As I drove, Jocelyn looked up the local library’s website on her phone and learned it would cost 15 cents to print one piece of paper. When we got there, we had the pass printed and tried to pay, but the librarian shooed away the five-dollar bill like it was a pesky fly. 

“It would be silly to charge for a single piece of paper,” she said, proving once again that libraries are the cornerstone of humanity and librarians are the best people on the planet. 

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After we procured our park pass, we checked into our motel. It had two beds, a small bathroom and a Keurig for morning coffee. It offered air conditioning but, even better, the windows opened! It was the perfect place to clean up and rest after long, muddy hikes. After we unpacked, we hit the trails.

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It was lightly raining and getting late but Munising is on the western “side” of the Eastern Time Zone so we had until 9:22 p.m. to safely hike! In Rockford, we would have only had until 8:18 p.m. This scientific shit blows my mind and if you told me the government has something to do with it, well, I’d probably die. 

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Anyway, first we hiked an easy half-mile through the Sand Point Marsh Trail, then up and into the North Country Scenic Trail and back. Because it was lightly raining, everything seemed to appear in grayscale (see unfiltered photo above) but once the rain let up, the colors came out in full.

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A rainbow appeared and soon after we saw a Sandhill Crane family (the parents and their two colts) cruising through the woods. Zoom in to see the colts! 

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Not long after we saw the crane family, we encountered this lovely little waterfall.

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The “tiny” waterfall on the North Country Scenic Trail whetted our
appetite for a “destination” waterfall so we ventured to Munising Falls next and hiked a short distance to this dramatic 50-foot waterfall. Even though this picture (below) was taken at 8:53 p.m., there was still plenty of daylight. Amazing. 

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Day One — Beary the Lede

We saw a black bear! Honestly, this part of Day One deserves to be at the tippy-top of this blog post, but sometimes ya just gotta bury — or in this case beary — the lede.

After we hiked a couple miles from Sand Point Beach, we drove to Munising Falls. That’s when we saw a bear on the forest side (the left side) of the road. I saw its massive black side and some branches moving up and down. Jocelyn saw its face! We instinctively and collectively held our breath as I stopped and backed up our Bronco (our vehicle, not an actual horse) so we could continue to admire it. This lasted several seconds before it realized it was being watched, turned away and “disappeared” into the woods. We exhaled (dramatically, because we’re dramatic people) and continued driving.

The movement of the bear and the surrounding bushes instantly reminded me of the bell hooks (she did not capitalize her name) poem
Appalachian Elegy.

We recite this beautiful poem at every Winter Solstice Poetry Caroling Festival so when I saw the bear “stamping down plants and pushing back brush” I instantly “saw” the poem at the same time I saw the bear. I love when poetry lights the way.

And I love that the bear let us see him, if only for a few seconds. Our hearts were pounding and full.

Thanks for reading about Day One. Have you been to Pictured Rocks? -Connie

Poetry Lovers, 
Here's the excerpt I remembered from the bell hooks "Appalachian Elegy" poem:

night moves
through the thick dark
a heavy silence outside
near the front window
a black bear
stamps down plants
pushing back brush
fleeing manmade
confinement
roaming unfettered
confident
any place can become home
strutting down
a steep hill
as though freedom
is all
in the now
no past
no present

P.S. It’s worth mentioning that Jocelyn works at her college’s music library and occasionally prints a page or two — for free — for students and professors. And I occasionally print multiple pages for fellow writers, also for free. Haven’t we all been in a printer crisis? If you are able, just print the damn pages!

Good morning, Rockford

Daily writing prompt
What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

When my husband wakes up in the morning, he slides open our bedroom curtains, peers through the window and says, “Good morning, Rockford!” I laugh every single time because, you see, Jesse hates Rockford and I sorta do too. But starting the day with a little irony is something that brings us both a little happiness. Recommend.

Four more very simple “everyday things” that bring us happiness include:

  • waving the other driver in
  • answering our email & texts with alacrity
  • speculating who –or what — our new next-door neighbor is (currently think it’s a out-of-state dude running an Airbnb)
  • hiking in or at nearby woods and prairies

Now here are some simple, everyday things that bring me happiness:

  • fresh water in clean bowls for our cats & dog
  • backyard wildlife
  • our Little Library
  • not using the Oxford comma
  • seeing what the Royal Family is up to

And here are five things that bring Jesse everyday happiness:

  • being nice to gruff people
  • his decibel meter (not a euphemism — he likes measuring sound levels)
  • socks that are especially snug around his arches
  • combing his beard while he talks to me or the kids
  • his backyard pond and goldfish

Things that don’t happen every single day, rather weekly or monthly, that bring us happiness include:

  • paying extra principal on the mortgage
  • finding a really insightful book, podcast, series or movie
  • playing Trivia or meditating on “interactive” Netflix
  • TSA pre-check
  • watching Wheel of Fortune

And here are a five happiness-inducing things that happen a few times a year:

  • when the price of gas goes down for a few days
  • when a new animal (wild or domesticated) visits our yard or house
  • camping and hiking in a different state
  • discovering a new recipe that our entire family loves
  • Cookie Dasher

The real happiness comes from:

  • each other
  • our kids
  • our extended family
  • theatre / performance art
  • our friends
  • our pets

But you already know that. Thanks for reading! -Connie

P.S. That is not our dog. He just hung out in our backyard for a few minutes. That’s Angelo on his way to school.

P.P.S. We also kinda love Rockford. That’s just how it goes.

Poll-lease come up with a fresh prompt

Fern in her happy place. Photo taken by me in my unhappy place because she always beats me.

Today’s prompt: What’s your dream job?

Excuse me, but Bloganuary issued this prompt in 2023. I wrote Cursive and Curtsies because of it. I wonder if this prompt redux is an “oopsie” human error or the result of “beep boop boop” artificial intelligence. Either way, someone is not very good at their job.

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My daughter Fern, 15, is at a chess tournament. I dropped her off at 7:30 this morning. She and her teammates and coaches greeted each other with smiles and excitement. The tournament is in Huntley, Illinois. Their slogan is, “The Friendly Village with Country Charm.” Somebody was paid a lot of money to come up with a code for “Whites Only.” I wonder if it was their dream job to do that. Huntley also touts itself as being an outer Chicago suburb located on “The Golden Corridor.” The Golden Corridor is I-90 which traverses 13 states and is the longest interstate in the United States.

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Yesterday, there was a fatal accident off “The Golden Corridor.” Upon exiting I-90, a UPS truck crashed into a concrete barrier, rolled over and caught on fire. The burnt bodies of two men were found inside the truck. The autopsies are scheduled for Monday.

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In 2021, my husband Jesse was a delivery guy for UPS for two months. It was a part-time holiday seasonal job. He had been laid off during the pandemic and though we had savings plus my monthly income, we weren’t exactly flush.

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After I dropped Fern off this morning, I went to Starbucks. I ordered a venti cappuccino with almond milk at the drive-thru. The barista told me to pull around and I did. After a minute or so, she opened the window with a fervor reminiscent of the doorman from The Wizard of Oz. She handed me the credit card reader through the window and said, “It’s going to ask you a question.”

Frank Morgan as the Emerald City Doorman in The Wizard of Oz.

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Frank Morgan didn’t only portray the doorman in The Wizard of Oz. He also played the Chauffeur with the Horse of a Different Color, Professor Marvel, the actual Wizard of Oz. I can instantly and clearly picture each character. He portrayed each of them with precision, sweetness and cheer. Now that’s a character actor! Was this gig his dream job?

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Between the two of us, Jesse and I have had a lot of jobs. I’ve flipped burgers, he’s poured coffee, I’ve written plays, he’s acted in commercials, I’ve been a reporter, he’s been a designer, I’ve fluffed towels, he’s hung truss, I’ve guided free hikes, he’s called multimillion-dollar shows.

It’s time for me to pick up Fern so I have to go. Thanks for reading and if you took the time to answer the poll, thank you for doing that, too! -Connie

Playing chess with Angelo while waiting for Fern to finish her tournament.

Oh Canada!

Maybe this’ll work.

Today’s prompt: What makes a good leader?

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When I was shoveling the front walk this morning, I heard the honking of a skein of Canada geese flying overhead. I looked up and saw them in that familiar V formation, heading west. Canada geese frequently fly over our house but never stop to hydrate, rest or snack. Ducks, turkeys, foxes and owls visit our back yard all year long. We’ve even hosted a great blue heron a few times! But the Canada geese have never appreciated our hospitality. Year after year, they snub us and it hurts.

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The thing that makes a good leader is also what makes a good follower: awareness.

  • awareness of self
  • awareness of surroundings
  • awareness of others

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The V formation is is a natural model of efficiency, determination and destination. I’ve read that geese don’t necessarily have the “strongest” goose at the point. I’ve read that they place the strongest and weakest throughout the V and take turns at different “stations” of the formation before exhaustion kicks in. They honk to communicate when it’s time for a shift change. So it’s not a “strongest in front, weakest in back” mentality. It’s “I help you, you help me.” I think this is brilliant. I’ve never seen a goose, strong or weak, fall out of the sky.

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I’ve known many good leaders and many good followers. The best leaders I know are also the best followers. Likewise, the best followers I know are the best leaders. They know their strengths and their weaknesses. They’re aware.

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My favorite famous leader is Sir Paul McCartney because he’ll jam with anyone; sometimes leading, sometimes following, sometimes performing alone. I love his music and stage presence. He always seems legitimately inspired. He looks and sounds like he’s honoring something divine whenever he plays music.

Here’s a video of Sir Paul leading and following. There’s a lot going on and I love every second of it but I am a fan. A non-fan might not be that impressed because the crowd isn’t super engaged. I’m showing this because it shows how he leads and follows even when the crowd sort of sucks. It’s still a “joy, joy…such a joy, joy!”

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Thanks for reading. -Cosmically Conscious Connie

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Geese fly overheard at Indian Hills Forest Preserve.

Mary Oliver’s ‘soft animal’

Rock Island in Door County, Wisconsin.

Today’s Prompt: What is your favorite animal?

My favorite animal is the “soft animal” that Mary Oliver wrote about in her poem, “Wild Geese.” Maybe you don’t know the poem, but you’ve probably heard the line, “You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.”

Isn’t that just perfect?

The first time I read the poem, I instantly felt my soft animal roll through my belly like a warm, slow, viscous wave.

It’s been decades since we first met, but the animal still rolls through me from time to time, reminding me that I am so, so alive.

Here’s Mary Oliver’s poem. -Connie

Wild Geese

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting -
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.

-Mary Oliver (1935-2019)

P.S. This post is part of the 2024 #bloganuary challenge. I can’t write every day this year, as I have the last two years, but I will participate when time allows.

Ironically, wild geese are *not* my favorite animal, but darnit, look at those goslings!

Eighteen is porcelain

Editor’s note: I thought about not writing today because it is our anniversary which is to say it’s a sacred day. But I don’t want to quit blogging until I reach the 100-day mark, at least, so here I am. Read at your own risk.

Happy 18th Anniversary, Goldie. You light up my life and I love you.

I looked it up and eighteen is porcelain. That’s what toilets are made of so cheers to a practical and necessary anniversary?

Material goods aren’t really our thing, but nature is and I’ve always loved the unpredictable, natural elements of our anniversary.

When we got married, it was 81 and sunny. Today, it’s literally forty degrees colder and windy here in Rockford. But the sun is shining and I can feel the warm spirit of our beautiful day in my jaw, my chest. My temples.

There will be a full moon tonight. The media is calling this one the “pink moon.” Why do they have to call it anything? It’s like assigning porcelain to an anniversary.

Last year on our anniversary, a great horned owl visited our backyard. Awesome.

And I remember the year before that we had a little double-date in our backyard with the ducks. It was the beginning of the pandemic and neither of us wanted to venture too far from home. It seems funny now, but I was afraid to even go to the backyard. And by funny, I mean kind of sad and disturbing.

Most (all?) years we’ve celebrated with a run or walk or hike or bike ride. I’m glad we take it outside. And I’m glad for the days we don’t leave the house. I’m glad for the days I look up from my “morning chair” and I see you on the couch, surrounded by books, art and animals.

But this morning you weren’t there because you were, and are, in San Diego. I do wonder what the pink moon will look like when you get back to your hotel room tonight. Will you be able to see it over the Pacific Ocean? Will you even look for it? I will if you will and for tonight only I’ll let it light up my life. Here’s to 18 more and then 18 more after that. ❤

To the rest of you non-Goldies: Thank you for reading my blog. -Connie

P.S. Fun fact: I’m the editor.